iluffyoubunches

May 24

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tastefullyoffensive:

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buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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spoonful-of-laughter:

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” 

His friend didnt know. 

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. 

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!” 

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Book club with authors

• Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
• JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
• Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
• JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
• Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
• JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
• Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
• JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

A Fruit Story

memecenterz:

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Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.

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