December 2011
63 posts
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are...
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
This is what a dubstep bass drop looks like.