February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
26 posts
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WUB WUB WUB WUBUBUBUB SKREEEE CHICHITIKA WUB WUB BOOMODOP WUB WUBWUOOP SKRSKR TCH TAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBUBUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB BOOM WUB WUB WUB
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
itotallyrelate:
That’s what’s up!
icanrelate.info
I never reblog these, but this one was necessary.
Watchtyleroakley:
I LITERALLY.
I CAN’T.
I JUST.
OH MY GOD.
D: I know people like that!
So....
I’m officially freaked out by my dreams. Last night I had a dream that I was at some redneck festival with all of my classmates from high school and they were serving deep fried human brains, skulls and all, and they were purple…why they were purple, I have no idea… But I ended up eating two whole ones on my own… does that technically make me a zombie…? Or just really...
Watchbloodfleshbones:
I swear to God this is the best thing on the internet. Watch this.
So worth it.
Oh, My Gosh. Dying!
When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do...
I’ll just be like
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
Watchtyleroakley:
How have I never had this on my Tumblr?
December 2011
63 posts
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
